8 crumpets for 3p! He got about 20 packs - they go out of date today but they can be frozen lol. He has an eye for the deals haha.

“If you we’re a status, i’d ‘like’ you”

facebook was incapable of answering this question as everyone just answered ron weasley for some reason haha.

You: hello

Stranger: hii

You: marry me?

Stranger: how r u?

Stranger: m or f?

You: we’ll go with your question first…

You: im fine. im a male.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I found this on facebook. It’s pure genius!

You have to drink:

- Whenever you hear the music between scenes
- Whenever Mark says literally (2 drinks)
- Whenever Jezz is having sex
- Whenever Johnson is on screen (drink continuously)
- When Jeff smiles in a smarmy manner or is a bastard in general
- Whenever Jezz talks/thinks about sex
- Whenever Mark swears (2 drinks)
- When superhans mentions or does drugs
- When superhans mentions politicians names
- When superhans mentions a band or musical reference
- Whenever someone associates Mark with History
- Whenever anyone mentions how posh Big Suze is
- Whenever ‘The Megatron’ is mentioned or seen
- Whenever Mark sits on a someone
- Whenever Mark says ‘the one’
- Whenever Mark lusts over Dobbie
- Whenever someone watching Peep Show comments on how fit Big Suze is
- When Mark says either ‘Is this it?’ or ‘This is it!’ drink
- If Mark and Jezz end together on the end of a episode you must finish your drink

(the fb group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=21621058048&ref=nf&v=info#/group.php?gid=21621058048&ref=mf)

lookbookdotnu:

Hades In Furs

now THAT is a fringe.

lookbookdotnu:

this is mine and liam’s winter look. he’s dappa.

(via hayleycakes)

I WANT IT!

chris - may cause anal leakage.
also, how’re you, my young beef fountain?

im guessing this is becca. im fine. how’re you, my old carrot drain.